Shirt
We Make Shitty Products shirt
The mission statement, but wearable. For people who understand brand strategy and poor lunch decisions.
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Vote for the first official TDDUS drop.
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Shirt
For Better, For Worse, For Burritos shirt
A vow renewal for anyone whose relationship has survived one suspiciously loaded tortilla.
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Bathroom sign
One-Ply Is Grounds for Divorce bathroom sign
A tasteful warning label for homes where hospitality still has standards.
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Sticker pack
Soft Enough to Forgive You sticker pack
Tiny public apologies for laptops, mirrors, coolers, and people living on thin ice.
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Kit concept
Emergency Matrimony Pack
A future bundle for love, panic, and the moments no wedding registry was brave enough to discuss.
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Paper concept
Apology-Grade Toilet Paper
A future paper idea for bathrooms where the host would like to remain invited to things.
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Spray concept
Airspace Recovery Spray
A future bathroom-air diplomacy concept for restoring peace after someone says, 'Do not go in there.'
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Kit concept
Guest Bathroom Survival Kit
A future host kit for people who believe preparedness is romantic, practical, and legally underrated.
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