Disclosures
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Legal, platform, and common-sense guardrails for a comedy brand that would like to remain funny without becoming irresponsible.
Affiliate disclosure
Some outbound links may become affiliate links. If TDDUS Paper Co. earns a commission, it may help fund more jokes, testing, and bathroom preparedness content. Placeholder cards are not endorsements until real links are added and reviewed.
AI content disclosure
AI-assisted tools may be used for brainstorming, drafting, editing, and generating comedy concepts. Human review is required before publishing anything that makes claims, names real products, or represents the brand.
Product availability disclosure
Till Death Do Us Shart is not currently claiming to manufacture, warehouse, ship, or sell its own toilet paper or bathroom products. Product names shown as merch or supply ideas are concepts unless a real link is supplied later.
No medical advice
This site is comedy and general bathroom-preparedness content. It is not medical advice, digestive advice, or a substitute for professional care.
No environmental claims unless verified
Do not claim any product is septic-safe, flushable, biodegradable, eco-friendly, Made in USA, or environmentally beneficial unless reliable proof is added later.
No fake endorsements or reviews
This MVP does not use fake reviews, fake testimonials, fake customers, or fake endorsements. Future customer or creator quotes must be real and permissioned.