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Shart Court
A fake legal system for real bathroom negligence. Charges, evidence, verdicts, and one judge who has seen enough.
Till Death Do Us Shart
We make shitty products. Not bad products. Products for shit.
Comedy for people who betrayed their digestive system.
The world's dumbest serious bathroom brand.
We are building the world's dumbest serious bathroom brand. The toilet paper is the boring part. The ads, skits, courtroom dramas, emergency hotlines, and public shame infrastructure are the business.
TDDUS Paper Co. is the safer commerce name. Till Death Do Us Shart is the poor decision with better typography.
Comedy series
Recurring bits built for short-form chaos.
Three starter franchises give the founder repeatable formats without buying inventory, renting a warehouse, or pretending a roll exists.
Enter court
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Bathroom Emergency Hotline
A crisis desk for callers who made one snack decision and now need logistics, diplomacy, and paper.
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One-Ply Intervention
Friends do not let friends host with paper that can legally be described as a rumor.
What we are
A bathroom survival brand with jokes first.
We make comedy for people who betrayed their digestive system: scripts, fake ads, legal summons, emergency hotlines, and recommendation pages that can become useful when real links arrive.
What we are not yet
Not shipping our own toilet paper yet.
We are not currently claiming to manufacture, warehouse, or ship our own toilet paper. We are building the audience, the jokes, the waitlist, and the demand first. That is called being broke with a strategy.
Founder's First Flush Pack, someday.
No fake checkout. No imaginary warehouse. Just a waitlist for the people who want to know if this bad idea becomes a real one.
Featured scripts
A few early skits from the content engine. No fake testimonials, no fake customers, just jokes with a posting plan.
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Gas Station Sushi vs. First Date
A defendant insists the gas station sushi was 'basically upscale.'
The court reviews a romantic evening destroyed by refrigerated confidence.
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The Chili Cookoff Deposition
A chili champion is questioned under oath about bean density.
An office potluck becomes a legal inquiry into spice, timing, and poor calendar management.
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Read scriptBathroom Emergency Hotlinescripted
First Date Emergency Hotline
A caller whispers from a restaurant hallway with three minutes to live socially.
The operator calmly walks the caller through exits, excuses, and paper math.
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Read scriptEmergency supplies
Recommendation shelves, not a fake store.
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