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Contact

Need us? Regretting a burrito?

Reporting a one-ply crime? Start here. TDDUS Paper Co. is currently content-first and not yet shipping its own toilet paper.

General inquiries

Questions, confessions, collaborations, or reports of one-ply misconduct start here.

hello@tdduspaper.com

Support

Use this for help, account questions once tools exist, or anything that needs a calm adult tone.

support@tdduspaper.com

Orders / future launch questions

This is reserved for future order-related launch questions. TDDUS Paper Co. is not yet shipping its own toilet paper.

orders@tdduspaper.com

Collaborations and content

For creators, sponsors, comedy formats, and brand ideas that belong in the bathroom emergency universe.

contact@tdduspaper.com