The Houseguest Intervention

Script

1. Friend: We are here because we love you and fear your guest bathroom.
2. Host: It is economical.
3. Friend: So is not inviting people over.
4. Friend 2: I brought a roll in my purse last Thanksgiving.
5. Host: That was you?
6. Friend 2: That was everyone.
7. Friend: One-ply is not a budget. It is a dare.
8. Host: I will do better.
9. Friend: Soft enough to forgive you. That is the goal.

Shot list

• +Circle of folding chairs in living room.
• +Close-up of one-ply roll on a pedestal.
• +Host reaction shot.
• +Group hug interrupted by someone hiding a backup roll.