The One-Ply Guest Review

Script

1. Host: The reviews are positive. They keep saying 'memorable.'
2. Friend: Read the next sentence.
3. Host: 'The bathroom was an endurance sport.'
4. Friend: There it is.
5. Host: I wanted a rustic feel.
6. Friend: Rustic is for beams, not paper.
7. Host: Should I upgrade?
8. Friend: Upgrade is a small word for restoring civilization.

Shot list

• +Host scrolling fake review dashboard with no real reviews.
• +Close-up of paper roll next to tiny warning cone.
• +Friend group intervention at kitchen island.
• +End card: One-ply is grounds for divorce.