First Date Emergency Hotline

Script

1. Operator: Bathroom Emergency Hotline, what is the nature of your decision?
2. Caller: I said yes to the sampler.
3. Operator: How many sauces?
4. Caller: The waiter said 'journey.'
5. Operator: Sir, that was a warning wearing a vest.
6. Caller: My date is asking if I am okay.
7. Operator: Tell them you are in a brief meeting with consequences.
8. Caller: Is there hope?
9. Operator: There is always hope. There is not always two-ply.

Shot list

• +Split screen of operator at a rotary phone and caller in hallway.
• +Close-up of restaurant menu with 'journey' circled.
• +Operator slides a paper-roll map across the desk.
• +End card: Join the Emergency Roll List.